Paranoid Theories of the Multiverse

Wherein we explore the most unlikely of explanations for the workings of reality.

Theory 1: The Infinite Pizza Delivery

Perhaps the fundamental fabric of the multiverse is actually made up of infinite pizza pies, each one representing a different dimension.

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Theory 2: The Infinite Loop of Self-Doubt

A never-ending cycle of existential dread and self-doubt is the actual driving force behind the multiverse.

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Theory 3: The Infinite Iteration of Bureaucracy

Every universe is trapped in an infinite loop of paperwork, form 3.5, and red tape.

Bureaucratic Infinity Loops: A Primer